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A celebration of various lines and catch-phrases from the history of film, past and present. By the same guy who did « 250 introductions« .
Les150 répliques cultes du cinéma. Quelques absents cependant comme Pulp Fiction…
Here is the movies list:
- « Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! »
- BEETLEJUICE
- Lydia, summoning Beetlejuice - « It’s showtime! »
- BEETLEJUICE
- Beetlejuice, being summoned. - « They’re heeeere! »
- POLTERGEIST
- Carol Anne Freeling, notifying her parents of the spirits present - « Hey you guys! »
- THE GOONIES
- Sloth, calling the attention of the children he’s about to save - « Good morning, Vietnam! »
- GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM
- Adrian Cronauer’s greeting on his radio show - « I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill
. bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one
. of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell,
. the whole hill. Smelled like … victory. »
- APOCALYPSE NOW
- Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore, describing the feeling war brings - « Say ‘hello’ to my little friend! »
- SCARFACE
- Tony Montana, shouting his battle cry before an ambush - « I’m your Huckleberry. »
- TOMBSTONE
- Doc Holiday, volunteering to participate in a stand-off - « Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. »
- THE PRINCESS BRIDE
- Inigo Montoya, to the 6-fingered man, before his final battle with him - « Heeeeere’s Johnny! »
- THE SHINING
- Jack Torrance, maniacally calling to his wife with the intent to kill - « Khaaaaan! »
- STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KAHN
- Capt. Kirk, screaming out of frustration - « Bueller….Bueller…Bueller? »
- FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
- Economics Teacher, taking class attendance - « They call me Mr. Tibbs! »
- IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
- Virgil Tibbs, saying what they call him at home - « Bond…James Bond. »
- GOLDFINGER
- James Bond, introducing himself - « A martini…shaken, not stirred. »
- GOLDFINGER
- James Bond, ordering his signature drink - « Shall…we…play…a…game? »
- WARGAMES
- the computer system WOPR, asking its user to play a game with it - « Alrighty then! »
- ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
- Ace Ventura, acknowledging a confirmation - « The numbers all go to 11! »
- THIS IS SPINAL TAP
- Nigel Tufnel, showing off the power of his guitar amps - « To infinity…and beyond! »
- TOY STORY
- Buzz Lightyear, professing his aspiration for further exploration - « Well, la-de-da. »
- ANNIE HALL
- Annie Hall, reacting to her boyfriend in a conversation - « Yeah baby, yeah! »
- AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
- Austin Powers, conversing with his partner, Mrs. Kensington - « I know kung fu. »
- THE MATRIX
- Neo, announcing his newly acquired knowledge - « I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum. »
- THEY LIVE
- Nada, announcing his intentions at a city bank - « Who are you? » – « Your worst nightmare. »
- RAMBO III
- John Rambo, angrily introducing himself to a Russian commander - « I know you are, but what am I? »
- PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
- Pee Wee, arguing with Francis Buxton - « Surely, you can’t be serious. » – « I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley. »
- AIRPLANE!
- Stryker, reacting to a request to land a plane (pilots incapacitated) - « Dammit, man, I’m a DOCTOR, not a – »
- STAR TREK
- Leonard « Bones » McCoy, in a discussion about future technology - « I pity the fool. »
- ROCKY III
- Clubber Lang, in an interview prior to fighting Rocky Balboa - « You talkin’ to me? »
- TAXI DRIVER
- Travis Bickle, practicing a confrontation in the mirror - « You’ve gotta ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? …well, do ya, punk?!? »
- DIRTY HARRY
- Harry, speaking to a criminal suspect before arresting him - « WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?!? »
- FULL METAL JACKET
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman to Pvt. Pyle, demanding he disarm - « There can be only one. »
- HIGHLANDER
- Connor McLeod, after finally defeating The Kurgan - « Aw, crap. »
- HELLBOY
- Hellboy, expressing his feeling about his new obligation to fight - « YOU SHALL NOT PASS! »
- LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
- Gandalf, taking a stand against the pursuing Balrog
- « THIS IS SPARTA! »
- 300
- King Leonidas, to a Persian messenger, kicking him into the « Pit of Death »
- « Of course, you know, this means WAR! »
- A NIGHT AT THE OPERA
- Otis Driftwood, to a representative of New York after a misunderstanding - « Houston, we have a problem. »
- APOLLO 13
- Jim Lovell, informing Mission Control about a troublesome situation - « Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! »
- THE WIZARD OF OZ
- Dorothy, Tinman, and Scarecrow, afraid of the dangers - « Warriors, come out to play-ee-ay! »
- THE WARRIORS
- Luther, taunting the Warriors, a gang accused of murder - « I must break you. »
- ROCKY IV
- Ivan Drago, to Rocky Balboa, while touching gloves - « Shit just got real. »
- BAD BOYS II
- Marcus Burnett, to Mike Lowrey, realizing the danger they’re in - « I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore! »
- NETWORK
- Howard Beale, broadcasting to the nation, to get mad and scream - « It’s clobberin’ time! »
- FANTASTIC FOUR
- The Thing, before fighting Dr. Doom - « Here comes the pain! »
- CARLITO’S WAY
- Carlito ‘Charlie’ Brigante, to enemies before entering a room - « HULK SMASH! »
- THE INCREDIBLE HULK
- Bruce Banner, as the Hulk, before hitting the ground - « Go ahead, make my day. »
- SUDDEN IMPACT
- Harry Callahan, to a small-time restaurant robber - « Time to nut up or shut up. »
- ZOMBIELAND
- « Tallahassee, » to « Columbus, » preparing to encounter zombies - « Resistance is futile. »
- STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT
- The Borg, to the USS Enterprise crew, informing them of the impending invasion - « Get off my plane. »
- AIR FORCE ONE
- President Marshall, to Egor Korshunov, before throwing him off the cargo bay - « Get away from her, you BITCH!!! »
- ALIENS
- Ellen Ripley, to the Alien queen, rescuing Newt - « Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape! »
- PLANET OF THE APES
- Taylor, telling a gorilla to unhand him - « Run, Forrest, run! »
- FORREST GUMP
- Jenny, to Forrest, running from school bullies - « I’ll be back. »
- THE TERMINATOR
- Terminator, to a police front desk clerk before breaking in - « I’m too old for this shit. »
- LETHAL WEAPON
- Sgt Roger Murtaugh, reacting to his new partner, Riggs - « Thank you for your cooperation. »
- ROBOCOP
- Robocop, to convenience store owners, after stopping a criminal - « Loser! »
- ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
- Ace, to himself, after his landlord leaves - « Ding-dong, the witch is dead! »
- THE WIZARD OF OZ
- The Munchkins, celebrating the Wicked Witch’s death - « I want my two dollars! »
- BETTER OFF DEAD
- Paperboy Johnny, to Lane Meyer, insisting he pay for his newspaper subscription - « SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! »
- JERRY MAGUIRE
- Jerry, to Rod Tidwell, obeying him in order to stay his agent
- « Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. »
- WALL STREET
- Gordon Gekko, to a seminar crowd, on how to be successful - « Very nice, how much? »
- BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT
. GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
- Borat, to a random woman, asking for a price for sex. - « One MILLION dollars! »
- AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
- Dr. Evil, to his crew, declaring the asking price for holding the world for ransom - « I’ll buy that for a dollar! »
- ROBOCOP
- Bixby Snyder, to the camera, on the thought of having two women - « Excellent! »
- BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
- Bill & Ted, reacting to the King’s command to take them to the iron maiden - « Bogus. »
- BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
- Bill & Ted, reacting to the King’s command to execute them - « The horror…..the horror. »
- APOCALYPSE NOW
- Col. Kurtz, saying his final words before dying - « You can’t handle the truth! »
- A FEW GOOD MEN
- Col. Fessep to Lt. Jr. Grade Kaffee on ordering a Code Red - « YES, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell! »
- A TIME TO KILL
- Carl Lee Hailey, on whether child rapists deserve to die - « Damn you. Goddamn you all to hell! »
- PLANET OF THE APES
- Taylor, to the dead men of history, in reaction to the reason for why things are - « Snap out of it! »
- MOONSTRUCK
- Loretta to Ronny after saying he’s in love with her - « Why so serious? »
- THE DARK KNIGHT
- The Joker, telling a story of his father - « We’re on a mission from God. »
- THE BLUES BROTHERS
- Elwood Blues, explaining why they need Mr. Fabulous - « Shaa, and monkeys might fly out of my butt! »
- WAYNE’S WORLD
- Wayne, reacting to hosting Wayne’s World for a living - « As if! »
- CLUELESS
- Cher, after pushing off a guy who was trying to hold onto her - « I sell drugs to the community! »
- BLACK DYNAMITE
- Chocolate Giddy-Up, identifying himself as one Black Dynamite’s at war with - « You’re a disease, and I’m the cure. »
- COBRA
- Marion Cobretti, to a grocery store robber, before disabling him - « Yipee kayaye, motherfucker! »
- DIE HARD
- John McClane, spewing out a phrase after Hans Gruber predicts him doing it - « Hoo-ah! »
- SCENT OF A WOMAN
- Lt. Col. Frank Slade, after Charlie Simms tells him about his scholarship - « Cowabunga! »
- TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: SECRET OF THE OOZE
- All 4 turtles, celebrating their final victory in the end - « I feel the need…the need for speed. »
- TOP GUN
- Maverick, preparing for flight - « If you build it, he will come. »
- FIELD OF DREAMS
- A whispering voice, encouraging to Ray Kinsella to build a baseball field - « You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! »
- THE ITALIAN JOB
- Charlie Croker, telling Left-Ear about how much explosive he should have used - « Machete don’t text. »
- MACHETE
- Machete, explaining why he didn’t text Sartana Rivera - « You’re gonna need a bigger boat. »
- JAWS
- Martin Brody to Robert Shaw, warning of the shark’s size - « Badges? We don’t have no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have
. to show you any stinking badges! »
- THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
- Gold Hat, reacting to Dobbs prompting him to prove they are policemen - « I am your father. »
- STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
- Darth Vader, revealing his true past to his son, Luke Skywalker - « I see dead people. »
- THE SIXTH SENSE
- Cole Sear, revealing his secret to Dr. Malcom Crowe - « Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. »
- THE WIZARD OF OZ
- Dorothy, to her dog, realizing where they are - « …and this one time, at band camp… »
- AMERICAN PIE
- Michelle, to Jim, about a rather personal moment - « HOLY SCHNIKES!!! »
- TOMMY BOY
- Tommy Callahan, screaming at accidentally disrupting the cows’ sleep
- « Great scott! »
- BACK TO THE FUTURE
- Doc Brown, expressing his shock that Marty’s back FROM the future - « INCONCEIVABLE!!! »
- THE PRINCESS BRIDE
- Vizzini, reacting in disbelief
- « My momma always said,
. ‘Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get. »‘
- FORREST GUMP
- Forrest, telling someone at a bus stop his mother’s musings - « It’s alive! It’s alive! IT’S ALIVE!!! »
- FRANKENSTEIN
- Henry Frankenstein, reacting to his creation coming alive - « Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. We accept her! We accept her!
. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. One of us! One of us! »
- FREAKS
- The « Freaks » of the circus chanting their acceptance of a friend - « Alright, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up. »
- SUNSET BOULEVARD
- Norma Desmond, telling the director she’s ready - « I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. »
- SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
- Hannibal Lecter, telling Clarice Starling what he did to a census taker - « THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! »
- THE EXORCIST
- Father Merrin and Father Damien Karras to a possessed Regan
- « I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. »
- THE GODFATHER
- Don Corleone, to Johnny Fontane, about his plans for a Hollywood director - « Soylent Green is people! »
- SOYLENT GREEN
- Detective Thorn, to a surrounding crowd, about the secret of soylent green - « I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! »
- THE GODFATHER PART II
- Michael Corleone, to Fredo, about his betrayal to the Corleon family - « You don’t understand! I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender. I coulda
. been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. »
- ON THE WATERFRONT
- Terry Malloy, to his brother Charley, on what could have been without fixing fights - « Here’s lookin’ at you, kid. »
- CASABLANCA
- Rick Blaine, to Ilsa Lund, cheering her up while breaking up - « Never give up, never surrender! »
- GALAXY QUEST
- Commander Peter Taggart, refusing to buckle under enormous pressure - « Goonies never say die! »
- THE GOONIES
- Mikey Walsh, to Andy Charmichael, on never giving up - « They may take our lives, but they’ll never take…OUR FREEDOM! »
- BRAVEHEART
- William Wallace, to his army, before going into battle - « Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. »
- GONE WITH THE WIND
- Rhett Butler, to Scarlett, answering her question of where to go, what to do - « Oh, behave! »
- AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
- Austin Powers, responding to a naughty comment by Felicity Shagwell - « What do you mean, I’m funny? »
- GOODFELLAS
- Tommy DeVito, to Henry Hill, on Tommy’s behaviour - « Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! »
- THE GODFATHER PART III
- Michael Corleone, commenting on the impossibility to escape from mob life - « They’re back! »
- POLTERGEIST 2
- Carol Anne Freeling, informing her parents of the spirits’ return - « E.T. phone home. »
- E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
- E.T., the alien, declaring his desire to make contact with his native alien race - « There’s no place like home. »
- THE WIZARD OF OZ
- Dorothy, performing the ritual of returning back to her home from Oz - « Yo, Adrian! »
- ROCKY
- Rocky Balboa, giving a « shout out » to his then girlfriend, Adrian Pennino - « Schwing! »
- WAYNE’S WORLD 2
- Garth, acknowledging an attractive woman’s presence - « Hey Stella! HEY STELLA!!! »
- A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
- Stanley Kowalski, calling to his wife, Stella Kowalski - « You…complete me. »
- JERRY MAGUIRE
- Jerry Maguire, to Dorothy Boyd, expressing his love for her - « You had me at ‘hello’. »
- JERRY MAGUIRE
- Dorothy Boyd, to Jerry Maguire, reciprocating Jerry’s love - « I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. »
- WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
- Jessica Rabbit, to Eddie Valiant, on how hard it is to be a sultry, cartoon woman - « Why don’t you come up sometime, and see me? »
- SHE DONE HIM WRONG
- Lady Lou, hitting on a well-dressed man in a uniform - « Ssssssssssssmokin’! »
- THE MASK
- « The Mask, » greeting the night with an expression of excitement - « Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me! »
- THE GRADUATE
- Ben Braddock, calling Mrs. Robinson out on plying her wiles - « I’ll have what she’s having. »
- WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
- A female restaurant patron, to a server, asking for whatever Sally Albright ate - « My precious! »
- THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
- Gollum, answering Faramir’s question, « What did they steal? », referring to the ring - « It’s a trap! »
- STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI
- Admiral Ackbar, after realizing that the claim the 2nd Death Star is operational - « Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off. »
- THE KARATE KID
- Mr. Miyagi, teaching Daniel LaRusso that his manual labor translates to karate - « SON OF A – … That’s gonna leave a mark. »
- TOMMY BOY
- Tommy Callahan III, after a mast hits him upside the head - « My bad! »
- CLUELESS
- Cher Horowitz, after her Jeep almost collides with a bicyclist - « Is it safe? »
- THE MARATHON MAN
- Dr. Szell, to Thomas « Babe » Levy, as he drills into his teeth without anesthetic - « Yes, sensei! »
- THE KARATE KID
- A karate class, to John Kreese, confirming they understand his instruction - « Hey! I’m walking here! I’m walking here! »
- MIDNIGHT COWBOY
- Ratso, angrily responding to a taxi driver honking his horn - « Sounds like SOMEBODY’S got a case of the Mondays! »
- OFFICE SPACE
- A female temp, on Peter Gibbons’ upset feeling - « Uhh….yeah. »
- OFFICE SPACE
- Bill Lumbergh, transitioning into another topic of conversation - « Forget about it. »
- DONNIE BRASCO
- Donnie Brasco and « Lefty » Ruggiero, having small-talk before a job - « In this country, you gotta make the money first.
. Then, when you get the money, you get the power.
. Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman! »
- SCARFACE
- Tony Montana, to Manny Ribera, on how to attract women - « I’m the king of the world! »
- TITANIC
- Jack Dawson, expressing excitement at the front end of the Titanic - « Hakuna Matata! »
- THE LION KING
- Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba, singing their care-free mantra - « Toga, toga, toga toga! »
- ANIMAL HOUSE
- Bluto and Otter, to their fraternity brothers, encouraging them to hold a toga party - « Feed me, Seymour! »
- LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
- Audrey II, to Seymour Krelborn, asking him for more food, asking for blood - « I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. »
- 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
- HAL, to Dave Bowman, declining to open the spaceship’s pod bay doors - « Rosebud. »
- CITIZEN KANE
- Charles Foster Kane’s last words before dying - « Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! »
- THE WIZARD OF OZ
- The Wizard, to Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and the Tinman
. upon discovering he’s not a big, scary figure, but a man hiding behind a curtain - « Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown. »
- CHINATOWN
- Walsh, to J.J. Gittes, discouraging him from causing any more trouble - « Live long and prosper. »
- STAR TREK
- Spock, to the Vulcan Science Academy, expressing his farewell - « May the Force be with you. »
- STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE
- Jan Dodonna, to the Rebels, wishing them luck before attacking the Death Star - « Hasta la vista…baby. »
- TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
- The Terminator, to T-1000, before shattering his liquid nitrogen frozen body - « That’ll do, Pig. »
- BABE
- Farmer Hogget, to his sheep-pig, Babe, after winning a sheepdog contest - « It’s over, Johnny. »
- FIRST BLOOD
- Col. Trautman, to John Rambo, telling him his war in a small town is over - « After all, tomorrow is another day. »
- GONE WITH THE WIND
- Scarlett O’Hara to herself, convinced she can get Rhett Butler back - « In case I don’t see ya…good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight. »
- THE TRUMAN SHOW
- Truman Burbank, saying his final goodbye before leaving his life’s TV studio